Dion & The Belmonts - A Teenager in Love

7 05 2008

I don’t know why I find myself listening to this song over and over again. Even though I think the RHCP cover is great, there’s something very charming about the original version too. And no, I’m not referring to the Belmonts swaying and clicking their fingers :)

“Each night I ask the stars up above
Why must I be a teenager in love”




Iain Petrie - I’ll Stay By You

3 05 2008

Thanks to Mikey Serpico, we have a great review of Iain Petrie’s album I’ll Stay by You. Petrie’s music is as laid back as it can get. It’s a perfect listen after a hard day at work, when all you want to do is relax while having a quiet drink. Here’s what Mikey has to say::

AS I LISTENED to Iain Petrie’s debut album, two thoughts kept coming back to me:

First, albums like I’ll Stay By You may not top the charts, but they have a timeless quality. I’m reminded of James Taylor and John Martyn, but I’m also thinking that this is the kind of record Paul McCartney should still be making.

Second, I’ve been reading this book about writing fiction, and the author states that a good writer doesn’t necessarily have to shy away from cliches. Iain Petrie doesn’t break much new ground lyrically, but he sings with such melodic charm that it doesn’t matter.

Within the first two tracks of I’ll Stay By You, Petrie and his band (which, in fact, consists of him playing most of the instruments) produce the kind of upbeat melodic pop music which echoes in your head even when you’re not listening to it. “High On The Mountain” serves up a vignette of folk pop guitars that swirl around the vocal harmonies; “Steal Away” carries on the vein of memorable melodies and has a cracking counter-tenor.

Petrie has a nice range as a vocalist, and the minimal accompaniment on some of the slower numbers like the title track “I’ll Stay By You” with it’s subtle fingerpicking and melancholic vocals allows you to notice his singing. Another slow burner which is instantly recognised after the first chorus is “The Awakening”, which smoulders for four minutes then explodes in a climax of spiralling lead guitars.

“Connect To The Heart” has another sing-along chorus, and “A Celebration” is another good-timey tune. “Let Go To Love” comes close to being a power ballad, but that’s OK by me. And then there’s one of my favourites “Through Your Eyes”, which Petrie dedicates in the sleeve notes to his son JJ.

The album ends appropriately enough with “It Comes and Goes,” which reminds me of a powerhouse, sweat-soaked ending to a ’60s soul revue: B-3 organs, call-and-response vocals, everything’s all-right-in-the-end vibe. Overall Iain Petrie manages to tap into his spirituality and has the upbeat melodicism to deliver

I’ll Stay By You is soulful and stirring. Iain Petrie is also one talented multi-instrumentalist.




It’s like retro but the problem is… it shouldn’t be

26 02 2008

Containing much ranting, moaning and complaining

elevate dj suketu nightLoaded with expectation-plus, I went to see DJ Suketu play at one of the ‘best’ clubs of NCR last Saturday*.

My friend Ashish, who was here in Delhi on a flying visit from Mumbai, is a big fan of Suketu, and therefore, he thought it utmost important to make another friend’s and my attendance mandatory at the said event.

However after the first couple of minutes and intensive stare-downs from blinged-up and unattractively hirsute men, I knew it wasn’t going to be anything special.

My fears were confirmed when I realised the stuff being played by the opening DJ wasn’t doing anything to uplift my slowly waning (and massively-diluted) spirits. No, my ultra-OJ’d voddie wasn’t helping. I should have just decided to get high on, or at least hyper-active because of, all the sugar content present in my drink.

Drinks set aside, I really have to laud the efforts of the opening DJ. He tried his best to make sure we felt the benefit of Suketu. Sadly enough, Suketu was not taking any favours that night.

Now even though I am no fan of Bollywood vigorous-hip-gyrating style of music, I don’t mind it sometimes. Suketu happens to be the top DJ when it comes to this genre. From what I know, he has churned out some pretty decent remixes of otherwise dull filmi songs in the past.

After making people wait for about 1-2 hours, enters Suketu the club, tarries a while here and there, finally decides to get on the stage to shout out:

“Delhi people are you reaaady to rockkk…?”

“Err…yeah that will be nice seeing as it is past 1 already.”

“Okayyy!!!”

What ensued caused my heart to sink. I was almost in tears almost as soon as We Will Rock You thumps registered themselves in my mind. Whether it was because of feeling nostalgic or being in a lot of pain, I shall not venture to determine.

Adding to my frustration was the fact that while my eyes were welling up, other people were seemingly having a blast. They were lovin’ it. I know their secret though— party packs! Cheeky effers.

That night Suketu played arguably the worst ensemble of music ever. He played Bollywood stuff that even Bollywood does not like. Then there were remixes of emo wrist-slashing Hindi songs. Oh and then he time travelled some 20-30 years into the past. Totally retro without being retro. Nice effect.

I won’t say it was a night totally wasted. I mean when was the last time I partied like it was the 90s, except, of course, when it was the 90s?

Catching up with my school-time friend and meeting his friend was fun. By the end of the party, and after having sufficiently compensated for the lack of alcohol in our watery drinks by ordering more, all three of us were pretty much dancing to anything.

We stumbled out around 5 am, gorged on the most delectable food at the neighbouring posh restaurant, as we discussed weather and random socio-economic and life-death related topics. At least the end was good.
And no, Suketu is no good as far as I am concerned.

*Two weeks ago (Couldn’t finish writing the post in one week)




REEVE CARNEY live at The Roxy 2/6/08

3 02 2008

When it’s all sci-fi, red pill, blue pill, things fail to amuse as frequently as they used to back in the days, unless we’re talking Nicolas Sarkozy and the “man-eater” OR music.

A case in point: the prolific and may I say extremely handsome Reeve Carney. The first time I heard Carney, the visual disconnect in terms of what I expected and what I received was just amazing. I mean, at the risk of stereotyping let me say this, I generally don’t expect quality, deep stuff from good-looking people. In a way that’s a bit unfair too. They have the best of both the worlds. Think male of the species of Norah Jones. I’ll reword it better when I’m slightly more awake, but you get the idea.

And he’ll be playing at The Roxy, CA this coming Wednesday, February 6. Don’t miss him, if you’re in or around that area. I really do hope he plays Forget about You.

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Steven Harlow Productions and the Roxy Theatre Present

CARNEY with Blackcowboy, Lukas Haas, and Biirdie

Reeve Carney, live at the Roxy     The Roxy

    9009 West Sunset Blvd

    West Hollywood, CA

    8:00pm - $10 - all ages!!

    Tickets




Meshuggah — obZen

31 01 2008

Many thanks to Sasha Koegler who sent in a great review of Meshuggah’s latest called obZen. I must admit that even though I am no fan of dark or heavy stuff, the review has certainly made me want to give them a listen. Enjoy!

Megha xx

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Imagine that, in the interest of challenging his creative capacities, a man locked himself in a box with a set of tools. Amongst the collection of tools there are many capable of penetrating the box and thus permitting the man to walk free. His goal, however, is not to break out. It is much the opposite in fact. This man intends to remain within his restrictive self-imposed confines, but always will he be experimenting with different means by which to place himself as close to the world outside of the box as possible.

It is such a challenge which Meshuggah have imposed upon themselves musically. For 20 years Meshuggah have been toying with a slew of approaches by which they can push on, slam into and manipulate the floor, walls, and ceiling of their contextually restrictive musical cage. It is truly an unparalleled experience to behold anything this band has composed, but one cannot fully appreciate the depth of the abstract concepts this band employs until one has come to terms with the fact that Meshuggah will never leave the framework within which they have confined themselves.

 

Unlike their previous two releases, Catch Thirtythr33 and I, concept albums which sought to explore growth through repetition, obZen consists of nine distinct tracks, each comprised of numerous memorable riffs and some instantly unforgettable lead guitar work, one of the sources of Meshuggah’s distinctly atmospheric sound.

All the sludgy, droning, dissonant guitar riffs that a Meshuggah listener would expect are present on the album, yet with exceptionally crisp production, a trait which developed significantly with Catch Thirtythr33 and the partially re-recorded and re-released version of Nothing (on which the band utilized their custom built 8-string guitars).

The heightened production values adorn Meshuggah with a transparent clarity, pleasantly revealing the layers of their complexity. Every instrument is individually distinguishable, and the listener comes to perceive Meshuggah as the oxymoronic mechanical organism that they are, constantly weaving in and out of themselves, but always securely and with purpose.

Of the countless engaging concepts Meshuggah employs throughout obZen, it is a challenge to find even one which has not been nurtured thoughtfully and then logically retired once it has served its purpose. This is a refreshing step away from the arguably redundant repetition sometimes prevalent on catch thirtythr33, and Meshuggah demonstrate that though they are confined to a rigid framework, they still have plenty of colors left with which to paint their walls.

That said, the familiar slow drone of indistinguishable chords through verse sections, as well as the customary use of guitars operating out of sync with more (but not much more) straightforward drum and vocal patterns, are prevalent throughout the album. The return of such commonplace techniques is not unwelcome, however, as they are thoughtfully crafted and employed with a vibrant and assertive tenacity, always pushing into thematically consistent but uncharted territory.

Without a doubt, one of the most pleasant surprises that obZen manifests is its impeccably timed transitions from one rhythmic or atmospheric idea to another.

 

Implemented throughout the album are versatile arrays of concepts which are likely to leave any fan of Meshuggah deeply satisfied. Without sacrificing their rigid boundaries these Swedes have managed to create nine distinct but cohesive tracks which thrive with life. Each track blossoms into a colorful and versatile series of polyrhythmic portraits of sound, striving always to present the listener with fresh ideas but never deviating from the bio-mechanical paranoia which characterizes this band’s music.

Every song weaves together like a complexly balanced organism comprised of mechanical parts, and this monstrous melding of biology with mechanism both unsettles and intrigues.

Meshuggah’s slow drones are both sublime and threatening, obscuring the air with apprehension, while the faster and more complex riffs are consistently piercing in their abrasive purposefulness. The lead guitar parts on obZen are approached from countless angles. There are deceptively simple leads such as the one at 2:20 in Electric Red, which resonate slowly and subtly over a rhythmically complex chugging drone, creating a justified apprehension for what is to come.

 

Meshuggah possess a distinguished ability to lull a listener into a specific state of expectancy, creating an atmosphere that serves as the foundation for whatever abstract concept is to follow. At 4:12 in Bleed, a lone guitar, reminiscent of that in catch thirtythr33’s Mind’s Mirrors, opens a void out of which life comes spilling 33 seconds later. At this point Fredrik Thordendal sets free a guitar solo which flows fearlessly and purposefully through the obstacles provided by a palm muted chugging and a lonesome lead pattern which dances artfully through the chaos.

Successfully, Meshuggah have employed a restrictive use of clean guitar parts as well, adding to their dynamic range while always retaining the unique intensity by which they are characterized. Twenty-nine seconds into Pravus, a riff reminiscent of Perfect Drug era Nine Inch Nails sets the tone for one of the most vicious onslaughts Meshuggah has ever put forth. Combustion, the first track on the album, opens with a riff reminiscent of Tool and then shifts in and out of what can only be described as thrash metal filtered through the Meshuggah maze. But diehards needn’t fear. Meshuggah may be painting with a larger array of colors but the canvass is still the same.

It is worth noting that Tomas Haake has forsaken his programmed drums, returning to a natural and organic approach with obZen. While the computer charted percussion of catch thirtythr33 was a unique experiment which emphasized Meshuggah’s mechanistic sound, Haake here demonstrates the superfluousness of digital precision by providing a consistent and flawless performance with his hands and feet.

His relentless percussive attacks instill images of mechanization while acting as the foundation for chugging riffs, but also wander with a confident freedom through the web of sounds which this five-piece is constantly weaving. It becomes apparent in tracks such as Pineal Gland Optics, that there is no one instrument which acts as the foundation of Meshuggah’s sound. It is their ability to piece together a musical puzzle with constantly morphing pieces that allows them to establish an intricate coherency, and every piece of instrumentation acts to both stabilize and simultaniously confound the whole.

Jens Kidman’s vocals can be easily overlooked when one is focussed on the unique complexity of the instrumental arrangements, but once acknowledged, they will not be forgotten. His percussive assault is extraordinarily raw and yet feels refined as it blisters with unsettling confidence. Rather than stand out above the instruments, however, it instead holds its integral place in the web of sounds through which it is constantly navigating.

Kidman’s vocals often, but by no means always, remain in time with the percussion, and one will regularly find oneself absorbed by the rhythmic patterns produced by mouth and drum. This paves the way for a unique dissociative effect that occurs when the listener suddenly recognizes that the droning guitars, which seem to be supporting Kidman’s intimidating vocals are, in actuality, travelling along an entirely different course. These divergent paths brought to light, one will naturally try to follow them simultaneously, only to discover that merely one path can be given a listener’s full attention through the course of any of these perplexing segments.

This is the beauty of Meshuggah, and Kidman’s ability to wail relentlessly through a devastating maze of instrumentation makes the experience all the more exciting. There is not a split second at which his integrity as a vocalist can be questioned, and at moments such as 1:12 in Pravus, Kidman’s piercing screams are exceptionally ferocious, tearing through the droning guitars as a wolves teeth would tear through raw meat.


This track also showcases some of the most fabulous bass guitar work on the album, Dick Lövgren’s rich tones reverberating in a manner reminiscent of Primus, but in a darker and more sophisticated context. Lövgren and Mårten Hagström (rhythm guitar), together, create some of the sludgiest sounds heavy metal has ever heard, and it is a craft which they have perfected on obZen. While bands such as Gojira and Mastodon, have experimented with droning and sludgy tones and techniques, Meshuggah have mastered this art, essentially creating an instrumental language of their own.

Listening to obZen, it is difficult to imagine that these musicians know any other way of approaching their instruments. They are one of the true innovators of heavy music, who, rather than mimic and replicate current trends, have sought for decades to produce a distinct sound to call their own, and with obZen, it has been mastered. Scene kids and trend followers may be turned off by this band’s narrow focus, as while popular trends in metal currently lean toward cramming as many ideas into as little space as possible, Meshuggah retain a narrow focus and develop ideas thoroughly within their narrow confines. Those willing to recognize the skill necessary to craft such diverse songs within a restrictive context, however, are in for a treat, as each song that is put forth on obZen is ripe with ambitious life and atmosphere. It is albums such as this which help to define the line which separates mere music from art.

Note to long time fans: The Spiteful Snake 3:16




Team Stevie Wonder made it to Kathmandu in 15 days! Alive!

20 01 2008

Andy and I (Stevie Wonder Driving School) made it to Kathmandu in 15 days time and we are so fucking pleased with ourselves!

There’s loads to tell but I guess the highlight of the entire run was this amazingly bad crash we had on the 11th day — I drove into the back of a parked lorry at the speed of 45 kmph! Our rick was absolutely twisted and mangled and I thought GAME OVER!

Luckily, my team mate was about as courageous as a drunken half wit. He got into the driver’s seat of that crumpled rickshaw and drove it 15 kms to a repair shop. We got it hammered back into shape but lost a day! No major injuries. A tiny cut on my forehead. Two scabs on Andy’s head.

At the end of the run, the crash earned our team the Biggest Fool Award. We were the unanimous choice!

Apart from all that, I think we figured out the best route to K’mando. We travelled the shortest distance — 3800 kms!! Funnily still, our rickshaw was the most battered of all!

Rickshaw Run Finish Line

The finish line, Rum Doodle bar, Thamel, Kathmandu

On the pic is our badly bruised, battered and knackered rick. Using a swiss army knife, I skillfuly cut a hole through the canvas of the auto-rickshaw to create a much-needed sun roof!

So that’s that. More pics soon.

Great new years party, absolutely mental finish party, made lots of great new friends and I am feeling exhilarated. Real life is *yawn*.




Currently roughin’ it…

5 01 2008

I’m currently away from home…roughing it in some random place somewhere in India with roid raged Andy. At the time of writing this blog, our team, Stevie Wonder’s Driving School, has travelled about 1500 kms, covering three states in 5 days in a ridiculously breakdown-prone mode of transport known as auto-rickshaw. Had loads of fun getting a little more than slightly drunk on the New Year’s eve, crashing into the team parked right in front of us on the start date, ramming our auto-rickshaw into a pole, overtaking gigantic trucks on national highway, going on two-wheels downhill, handling breakdowns, giving random village people free rides in our auto-rickshaw…

Current location: Tuni, Andhra Pradesh




5000 km-15 days-145cc vehicle: We could die

5 11 2007

The least you can do is give us a tenner in aid of Mercy Corps.

In January 2008, a friend of mine and I are going to be taking the risk of our lives.

We’ll be driving across the length of India, right to the mountains in Nepal, in the lamest, most fragile and most breakdown-prone piece of engineering ever made here — the great Indian auto-rickshaw. And this is all for a noble cause — charity.

We need to raise at least a £1000 or more for the world famous charity org Mercy Corps before or during this 15-day-long odyssey. We’ll be trying to avoid cutting ourselves open, breaking our heads or crashing into an oncoming truck or a tree or a dog because dogs are nice. We might even have to slay pythons, manoeuver our way around a mud slide, hang from a cliff until help comes by and all that jazz — all while driving on not so particularly nice Indian roads.

The least you can do is help by donating towards this cause. You may do so by clicking on the widget on the side or here.You may pay as little or as much as you like. We’d be more than thankful. In exchange if you’d like us to stick a picture or spray paint your name or a message for a loved one on our auto or anything crazy, we’d love to do that. We are open to ideas.

Here’s what the awe-inspiring auto-rickshaw and our team logo look like.

 

Auto rickshaw Stevie Wonder’s Driving School
Yeah, we’re calling ourselves Stevie Wonder’s Driving School. Some people think it’s clever.

Starting from Kochi in south India, we’ll be driving up north, right through the central Indian plateau area and all the way up to the mountains until we cross into Nepal. Since all the teams taking part in this charity race organised by the TheAdventurists.com are free to take any route that they desire, the approximate distance that we are looking at covering within a span of 15 days is at least 4,500 km.

The tentative routes that a lot of people are planning to take are:

India Map and our routes in the rickshaw run in jpeg

If you’d like to get more information on this wicked race and our charity ambitions before you finally click on the ‘PAY’ button, you may directly contact me here: laidbackness@gmail.com

Thank you once again,

Megha :)

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Mercy Corps Scotland Mercy Corps Scotland
Mercy Corps works amid disasters, conflicts, chronic poverty and instability to unleash the potential of people who can win against nearly impossible odds. Since 1979, Mercy Corps has provided over £650 million in assistance to people in 100 nations. Supported by headquarter offices in Europe, North America and Asia, the agency’s unified global programmes employ nearly 3,400 staff worldwide and reach more than 14.4 million people in more than 35 countries. Over the last five years more than 90% of the agency’s resources have been allocated directly to programmes that help people in need. For more information, visit www.mercycorps.org.uk
Charity Registration No SC030289




Radiohead - In Rainbows

24 10 2007

Radiohead’s decision to axe the middleman (the-soon-to-be-helpless record companies) has resulted in a truck-load of money for them. The marketing decision that was being expected to be the biggest debacle of the year has proved to be otherwise and that too in the extreme. By selling their music online at whatever price their fans think to be fair, Radiohead might have created a ground-breaking business model for the other bands. The average music lover it turns out is honest and doesn’t mind paying the right price for what he deems worthy. As for me, I haven’t been able to get my copy yet because the website just won’t load! I’ll keep trying though.

But the good thing is that an old friend of mine has been able to get past the server overload issue. Here’s a big thank you to Vishnu Erramilli for sending in a really awesome track-by-track review of the last album of Radiohead — In Rainbows.

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Radiohead In rainbows

“Transport, motorways and tramlines/starting and then stopping/taking off and landing,
the emptiest of feelings /disappointed people, clinging on to bottles,/and when it comes it’s so, so, disappointing.” — Let Down, Radiohead

The above lines exemplifying 21st century existential angst mixed with an inevitable denouement of disappointment helped define and form perhaps one of the greatest music albums of modern times. That was from Ok Computer released in 1997. Since then, Radiohead have been busy breaking new ground, reinventing and redefining music as an art form. Siamese twins, Kid A and Amnesiac, challenged listeners to give up erstwhile notions of “pop/rock” music. With multi-layered, multi-themed songs, both albums were far more esoteric than earlier releases. Hail to the thief was more accessible, subtly political about the Orwellian Bush/Blair-era. 10 years since Ok Computer, the world seems both regressive and progressive at the same moment. It appears to be in transit into something with more meaning than the past and present. At least that’s the hope.

In Rainbows therefore seems to be a perfect in-transit album. It seems like the perfect blend of Ok Computer and Kid A - an album that reflects on the past, distills the present and laments the future. The music, lyrics, instrumentation and production come together with mathematical precision to create yet another classic. In fact, I doubt that anything that Radiohead puts out will be anything but. As with previous albums, In Rainbows deals with fate, relationships, life and death.

15 Steps: Perfect opener with beats in the vein of “idiotique” that get replaced by Selway’s precise drumming and Yorke’s soft vocals questioning the fate of “ending up where he started/ending up where he began”. Radiohead really gets experimental by introducing *gasp* children’s screams/laughter in the track. Something very uncharacteristically optimistic of the band :)

Bodysnatchers: An interesting fuzzy guitar based rocker with Yorke singing about a possible alien possession of the body. Song seems to revisit the futility of 21st century existence with: “Has the light gone out for you? /Cause the light’s gone for me/It is the 21st century”. Almost reminiscent of “Pablo Honey”. Wow.

Nude: Radiohead heeds fan requests by putting one of the favorite (and one of the older) bootlegs on this album. Nude is a ballad that can be seen as a template used by brit-pop bands that emerged during the turn of the last decade. Yorke is his usual mope-y self in this one warning against “getting big ideas” as “they’re not gonna happen”.

Weird Fishes/ Arpeggi: A fast paced song with a steady beat, interesting instrumentation and spiralling song structure. Lyrically the song seems to hint at a longing. A desperation to be together even if it ends in the inevitable (”hit the bottom/and escape”).

All I Need: A beautifully melancholic song, it reminds us of familiar feelings of personal insecurities, inhibitions faced in relationships. The listener is simply crushed under the sonic waves of the crescendo towards the end.

Faust ARP: Acoustic track with an undercurrent of sadness and soft vocals.

Reckoner: This is a surprise to the listener as it bears no semblance at all to the ferocious rocker that the band had been playing on previous live outings. The song has been softened with orchestration added to give it a regal sound.

House of Cards: A simple finger-plucked guitar song with an atmospheric background. Yorke juxtaposes the fragility of relationships (”house of cards”) against the typical response to breakdowns: denial. Beautiful.

Jigsaw Falling into Place: A quick-paced guitar based song with Yorke suddenly changing pitch in middle to shoot the already energetic song into outer space. Lyrically brilliant, Yorke narrates an event a lot of us are familiar with: a night out and meeting someone interesting. Yorke perfectly describes the night out as the universe conspiring to make things happen and a “jigsaw falling into place”.

Videotape: A sombre piano based closer to the album about a person saying good bye to loved ones via VHS because of an unnamed ignominy or the clear heart-rending nature of such an experience.

The best album of the last 4 years. Till the next Radiohead release.




Why Did Stewie Griffin Want Out?

20 10 2007

I am kind of back but not with stuff about indie or alternative music. Last weekend I took some funny pics of Stewie with my watch strapped around his neck. So I thought I’d post them on here.

Sorry for being ’slightly’ off-topic :)
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VVVVVVVVVVVVVV THE STORY BEGINS VVVVVVVVVVVVVV

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Stewie Griffin — dressed in nothing but his undies — once stood atop rock and roll. He thought he was above all that “imbecility”. Yeah, he’s the one who once called ‘The Strokes’ -> The Streaks. Exactly who did he think he was?

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Stewie felt all conceited and smug after having trampled upon the names of some of the most musical narco freaks and ugly nymphs of the world.

(I think a ciggie sticking out of his mouth would have consummated the scene.)

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His blasphemous attitude towards music had to be punished. E.A.H.U. (Emokids and Headbangers United) made sure that the right punishment was delivered to him. All it took was one swift spank to topple the arrogant bastard from his high perch.

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Stewie Griffin is dead

Poor frail Stewie could not survive the impact. Afterall he is just a baby. The deadly spank resulted in a D-E-D Dead Stewie. (Robinhood: Men in Tights style)

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However, E.A.H.U. must have been too busy snorting cocaine and shagging dirty cats to realise that Stewie is afterall a genius whose monstrosity knows no bounds. While everyone thought that Stewie’s dead body must have decayed in the odour of city sewage — the rodent cemetary where he was thrown — the oblong headed monster found his way out of an outlet far far away from the city.

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Hiding from emo kids and head bangers Stewie lurked around in the dark for three years in search of a secret operations headquarter.

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And today, while the kids and bangers are complacent and confident that they’ve bumped off the biggest enemy of rock in general, guess who’s been stealthily supporting hip hop?

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(Thanks to GG for the Stewie Doll :) )